|—||my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)|
The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast. Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs. Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.
Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.
Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:
1. First impression:
2. Truth is:
3. How old do you look:
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad:
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?
I REMEMBER THIS
I am properly buzzed for this.
I can’t wait until the verdun dev team adds marines as a playable faction and I can vicariously live out my dream of bayonetting germans in the depths of bellau wood
Ah you’re watching nge? I love that anime. The way they just [unit01clenches fist] [kaworu splat noise]
*about to have sex*
*turns anime figures away*
Grave of a pal - Frank Crozier, 1919.